User:Average/Whore
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So, most people in the G20 are prostituting* the future of the planet Earth, their bodies, and children`s bodies, and their country to such causes as:
- big-screen TV programming w/500 channels of bullshit and nonsense [~4 hrs a day 7/365],
- bourgeois comforts, like Arby's Roast Beef and chic McNuggets [~2 hrs per day],
- wasting time sleeping/vids/smoking dope [~8 hrs per day]
- looking elite as possible, while accomplishing practically nothing [8 hrs per day],
- needle medicines to eradicate such "deadly" diseases such as MUMPS (babyvoice: "do ne hav ne mumps?), MEASLES, and the FLU,
- cool gadgetry or slick cars [2 hrs per day] that they don't know how to repair or build, and otherwise just
- sucking dick for Planet America [endless growth 24/7].
Keep in mind kids, that a whore can be either a male or female, even both! Is that what you're doing today?
NO, because you're on the wiki at hackerspaces.org reading how to ignite your community into being something a bit more than just shills for other country's [gross domestic] product. So, get on top of your government or it will get on top of you and take command.
Sorry, it's a mixed metaphor.
(*) Prostituting: selling yourself for something considerably less than what you were made for.
