User:Average/Jabbascript

So apparently, Javascript has fucked up the internet revolution. It makes sense -- it was too easy. Kids who didn't know what the binary digit for 1 could start programming without much effort. Just what we needed: another platform, besides magazines, for people to celebrate how great they are and to sell bullshit products. Javascript is to the Internet as money is to capitalism: sexy and lucrative with a tendency to destroy its own values. Let me guess... you don't allow any outbound links on your site, right! Hahahaha, you shitard. Go meditate on the Wiki Nature of the Internet.

Why Javascript? What was wrong with Java? Javascript munches the Trademark of Sun Microsystems. Java has a virtual machine, to run your code in a sandbox. It has Jini to inter-connect and JXTA for standardizing the data of that interconnection. What the fuck does Javascript have? Yes it slows down your code, but that's the fucking price for portability and security. (Portability, security, speed), optimize any two. What idiot thinks they can get it all? The ones who want control over your screen :0. That smiley is me screaming from my penis. Now you know why windows and firefox have endless upgrades.

Nobody really know where your javascript code compiles and what's protecting your machine from having all the privileges of your browser. And, if it's running on my machine, in theory I should be able to get an output file consisting of the translated source code that is something near... what? machine code? Yes. Let me see that.

The shitiots running javascript are like chickens in a cage, filled wall-to-wall with levers to pull and buttons to press. If they press them in a particular order, little colored pellets drop out that are sparkling and pretty. It happens consistently so they think they are programming. But there's some kind of wizard behind the curtain running things. Hey, maybe the demon/inventor of systemd. Like, what was wrong with System V? Nothing enough to infect something like every Linux distro.

Dumbasses have been ruining the Zen of the internet for some time now. Please take the blue pill and be done....