You've stumbled into the present lair of Marxos, the Black Dragon. Don't worry if you don't know how to pronounce the name. It probably doesn't show up right on your screen anyway. It simply isn't your tongue or character-set, it shall be said.
Out here is my placeholder for other Wizards of the Coast to pull up a chair and make a new friend. There's a lot of work in keeping the realms and it's not up to everyone to do it.
Not a member of the WotC? Then please visit the egress.